It’s gift giving time again. Just like
before you are void of ideas and fed up with the same ‘polite’ smile you
receive each time the recipient opens a yawn inspiring, mind numbingly benign,
gift of the pedestrian. Your gift giving experiences need not be like this any
longer. You need not suffer the humiliation of being known as the deliverer of
sleep inspiring gifts of the imaginationless!
We are here to rescue you!
GetkOOky is the black sheep of the gift giving industry. We’re rude, we’re
naughty and we’re black and downright irreverent! You’ll have as much fun
shopping on line with us as your recipient will have the moment they unwrap it.
Don’t go down the worn out old path of perfume, jocks, flowers and aftershave.
Get something interesting!
Here are a few suggestions:
Ever tried golf putting practice while
you’re sitting on the toilet? Well no…Because this is kooky and odd. We are however the home of the unusual. The Potty PutterToilet Time Golf Game epitomises our burning ambition to provide you with the
best and widest selection of unusual gift ideas. What’s more, it so easy! All
you need to do is jump on line and flick through the pages of our extensive
range of the weird and wonderful.
Does dad have a bald patch? Maybe he is
completely bald. Maybe your mum has gone bald through all the stress you put
her through when you were a child! Whatever the case, we suggest
you buy them a Tatoopee! That’s right punters, a removable tat for a bald
sconce. Colour that chrome dome. You’ll be a legend for considering such an out
there, stylish gift of the totally naughty. This is how we role a kOOky! If
it’s off the planet and strange, it’s on the shelf.
For something a bit
ruder, let’s try the Boobie Fishing Lure. Again, this is the most interesting bit
of fishing kit imaginable. Not available in fishing stores, as a gift, it’s
sure to impress Uncle Trevor. He though he has a kit full of the most unusual
fishing paraphernalia. With the Boobie Fishing Lure, he will. “Where on earth
did you get that?” he’ll say. “getkOOky.com.au of course, the Pandora’s box of gift ideas.” You’ll reply smugly.
Your new found glory as the legend
purveyor of the most unusual gifts available anywhere is only but a click away.
See, we’ve even put a link right here! Go on, press it. Wait, go and get your
credit card, no, get your wife’s. Now
you have your wife’s credit card it’s time to go ballistic and get cool gifts for every occasion you can imagine. It doesn’t matter if its 6 months
before Christmas, 9 months before your boss’s birthday, buy it now and stock
pile. By the time you’ve finished with us you’ll have a wonderful supply of
outstanding gifts that your friends and family will love you for. No,
really they will! getkOOky.com.au -
bawdy, brilliant. Just like you!
kOOky mOnster
Chief kOOkologist
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