Go
crazy and combine fun, naughty and unique with kooky. This wonderful
mix is only available at www.getkOOky.com.au.
This is where you’ll find the most outlandish gift ideas for all
the grown ups. That’s right folks! Break out your whoopee cushion
mentality and serve up your family and friends boobed up, bummed up
farting gifts of madness. Be sure to keep your naughty gift ideas out
of the ordinary by visiting the 18+ category at getkOOky.com.au.
Here’s some out of the ordinary gift ideas to wet your appetite…
Of
course size matters! Don’t let her tell you any differently! Visit
getkOOky.com.au and size will no longer be an issue with the LONGDONG BBQ APRON. With 23 inches of manhood burgeoning from your
apron, you are now the John Holmes of the BBQ. Careful not to stand
too close to the flame…this particular sausage is not really meant
to be char grilled.
While
you’re on the theme of dongs, perhaps the DRINK CAN PECKER SUCKER
will make a wonderful accompaniment to the apron. The pecker sucker
takes drinking from a straw to a whole new kooky, naughty level. It’s
the sort of novelty gift idea you might take to dinner when meeting
the new neighbours. Take a couple as house warming gifts. They’ll
be so glad they moved in!
Make
room in your tackle box for the BOOBIE FISHING LURE. Fishing has
never been naughtier or kookier! Tie this mammary master piece of
fishing genius to your line and you’ll be sure to catch your bag
limit… expect a predominance of boy fish. There is a chance the
fish will go off the bite. But if your tackle box includes the WINDUP SUPER BOOBS you can sit and watch these wind up wonders jump and
bounce around the jetty while you wait for a bite.
Fishing
is not for everybody of course but nothing is as universally
hilarious as farting. Getkooky.com.au has a vast array of uniquely
naughty gifts bursting with flatulence. If you’re a traditionalist
you will find it impossible to go past our genuine WHOOPEE CUSHION.
This eternally funny site gag is the epitome of the practical joke.
Wake up each morning to the sound of farting and laugh the sleep
right out of your eyes with the FARTING ALARM CLOCK. A little mooned
madness with that ever so familiar sound will ensure you get out of
the right side of the bed every morning. Just remember there really
is nothing as funny as a fart in an elevator!
Be
it butts, boobs, farts, peckers or dongs you will find a hilariously
unique and naughty gift for that special someone here at
getkOOky.com.au. Want that perfectly naughty kOOky gift? The comfort
of home beckons the savvy shopper to let their fingers do the
walking. At getkOOky.com.au the shopping is so much fun! Brows our
pages for an endless array of gift ideas that will delight and
excite. With getkOOky.com.au the giving really is just as much fun as
the receiving!
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