Father’s Day at GetkOOky.com.au

It’s coming up to Father’s Day again and you’re just about to head out and get some more y-fronts and a bottle of Old Spice. Stop. Between your dad, your uncles and grandfathers you have supplied enough undies to make sails for a fleet of tall ships and supplied enough Old Spice to sink said fleet. It’s time to get radical this Father’s day! Find a unique and funny gift for dad, grandad and Uncle Trevor!

GetkOOky.com.au has a Father’s Day gift idea for all those friends and family that qualify in any way as a father. Our gifts are crazy, unique and so very Australian. What’s more you can do it all on line from your armchair using someone else’s laptop. Now, before you do yourself an injury thinking about what on earth to get dad that won't bore him straight to the bottle (as in previous years), have a look at these kOOky Father’s Day gift ideas that’s sure to get you reinstated as a valued family member…

Let’s start with the Desk Top CanShooting Game. Take dad back to his miss-spent childhood as a want to be cowboy. Not only is this a wonderful gift it will also give you all a great way to pass the day away celebrating and bonding with dad shooting can after can off the table. How awesome is that! The more you drink the more targets you create. Everyone is a winner, especially the one who buys him the Desk Top Can Shooting Game. As the day grows older and a little tipsier, watch as the cans are forsaken for moving targets; like mum as she passes round the sausage rolls.

Because Grandad is a golf nut and spends seemingly hours on the toilet, get him The Potty Putter ToiletTime Golf Game. That’s right punters; ensure Pop is completely confined to the Loo this Father's Day. Set him up in the outside dunny you made for him years ago and you won’t hear him grumble once all day. He’ll be as busy as a poo pusher in a night soil lane and oh so much happier.

Now what about Uncle Trevor, spending all day tucked away in the office! Give him a getkOOky.com.au Father’s Day to remember with an executive toy double. Firstly, start with the Desk Top Rugby Conversion Challenge Game. Now he’ll never get the monthly reports in on time because he’s far too busy kicking goals with his work mates. It will be more fun than the tipping comp and far more engaging. 

Now add the Pillow Tie for the perfect double and make sure Uncle Trevor gets the sack. After an intense game of Desk Top Rugby Conversion Challenge, Uncle Trev will need a sleep. Now he can do it in comfort because you also bought him a Inflatable Pillow Tie. Just inflate this stylish noose and watch Uncle hang himself as the boss walks in to find him snoring into his most useful piece of office attire. 

Get all the dads in your life a unique gift from getkOOky.com.au and give them a Father's Day to remember, especially Uncle Trevor...

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Get Naughty. Get kOOky Naughty

Go crazy and combine fun, naughty and unique with kooky. This wonderful mix is only available at www.getkOOky.com.au. This is where you’ll find the most outlandish gift ideas for all the grown ups. That’s right folks! Break out your whoopee cushion mentality and serve up your family and friends boobed up, bummed up farting gifts of madness. Be sure to keep your naughty gift ideas out of the ordinary by visiting the 18+ category at getkOOky.com.au. Here’s some out of the ordinary gift ideas to wet your appetite…

Of course size matters! Don’t let her tell you any differently! Visit getkOOky.com.au and size will no longer be an issue with the LONGDONG BBQ APRON. With 23 inches of manhood burgeoning from your apron, you are now the John Holmes of the BBQ. Careful not to stand too close to the flame…this particular sausage is not really meant to be char grilled. 

 

While you’re on the theme of dongs, perhaps the DRINK CAN PECKER SUCKER will make a wonderful accompaniment to the apron. The pecker sucker takes drinking from a straw to a whole new kooky, naughty level. It’s the sort of novelty gift idea you might take to dinner when meeting the new neighbours. Take a couple as house warming gifts. They’ll be so glad they moved in!

Make room in your tackle box for the BOOBIE FISHING LURE. Fishing has never been naughtier or kookier! Tie this mammary master piece of fishing genius to your line and you’ll be sure to catch your bag limit… expect a predominance of boy fish. There is a chance the fish will go off the bite. But if your tackle box includes the WINDUP SUPER BOOBS you can sit and watch these wind up wonders jump and bounce around the jetty while you wait for a bite.

Fishing is not for everybody of course but nothing is as universally hilarious as farting. Getkooky.com.au has a vast array of uniquely naughty gifts bursting with flatulence. If you’re a traditionalist you will find it impossible to go past our genuine WHOOPEE CUSHION. This eternally funny site gag is the epitome of the practical joke. Wake up each morning to the sound of farting and laugh the sleep right out of your eyes with the FARTING ALARM CLOCK. A little mooned madness with that ever so familiar sound will ensure you get out of the right side of the bed every morning. Just remember there really is nothing as funny as a fart in an elevator!

Be it butts, boobs, farts, peckers or dongs you will find a hilariously unique and naughty gift for that special someone here at getkOOky.com.au. Want that perfectly naughty kOOky gift? The comfort of home beckons the savvy shopper to let their fingers do the walking. At getkOOky.com.au the shopping is so much fun! Brows our pages for an endless array of gift ideas that will delight and excite. With getkOOky.com.au the giving really is just as much fun as the receiving!

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Gifts that Have Never Been Seen Before

Life is far too short for the giving and receiving of dull gifts! Get on to www.GetkOOky.com.au and get unique gifts for all your friends and family! GetkOOky.com.au has gifts that are fun, funny, rare, naughty and plain old never been seen before. Want to stand out come gift time? Want to be the ubiquitous, perennial Santa that everybody loves to see? Be it for a celebration like a birthday or Mother's Day, Australia Day or Easter… or for no reason at all! You will find here a crazy range of unique gift ideas that is sure to put the celebration back in celebration! Deck the halls with Kooky gifts and make the world just that little bit kookier. Here are some unique, kooky gift ideas…

There is nothing more Australian than catering outdoors and we all have those friends that spend every other day putting on a spread in the back yard. Why not get them the INFLATE A BUFFET. Blow it up, fill it with ice and then stock it with all the trappings of a great Aussie BBQ salad. Try it in the pool. Ever had a floating buffet? Surely not! A wonderfully unique gift to compliment the floating buffet is the LASSO MAGIC WINE BOTTLE HOLDER. It may not float but it will certainly grab attention as it suspends that bottle of Grange… as if by magic!

Keep your food chilled for the BBQ

Lasso Floating Wine Bottle Holder

… And while we’re out in the yard… You really want unique? Why not try the GIANT UFO SOLAR BALOON and give your next outdoor function that X-files theme. Space out as the sun inflates this giant UFO… impress the kids, scare the neighbours!

Giant UFO Balloon

There is nothing more enticing than the smell of bacon sizzling in the pan come breakfast time. Now, we can ensure breakfast will last all day with the BACON SCENTED AIR FRESHNER. Hang it in the car and keep the memory of breakfast alive as you hit the traffic. Of course the traffic is no fun at all. Got a friend that suffers a little road rage? Get online to GetkOOky.com.au and order them a DASHBOARD MONK. Watch with serenity as this little man wobbles his wisdom and calms their vehicular madness. How about making the car doubly blessed by adding DASHBOARD JESUS for that holy Zen Duo?

Dashboard Monk

Whatever the occasion may be, GetkOOky.com.au is the online answer for all your gift related prayers, your one stop shop for unique gifts that will be remembered. Forget the car and heading to the shops! Grab your laptop and search our full range for the never seen before gifts. It’s Australian, it's online and it’s easy. We’ll deliver your fabulous parcel of fun straight to your door. Finding gifts from outside the square is far more entertaining than wandering the isles of a department store. Get on line to GetkOOky.com.au and get festive and fun! Most of all… get brownie points with all your friends and family and be known as the best gift giver ever! 

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GetkOOky Gift Ideas for Father's Day 2013

GetkOOky this Father's Day…

Hi im kOOky mOnster, chief spokesMonster for the kOOky brand. 

Look… it’s time to get creative for a true blue Australian Father’s Day. Get online at getkOOky.com.au and get dad a gift so perfectly outrageous he’ll be ecstatic. He may even let you borrow his car again… Maybe. He’s begging you… no more socks and jocks, he still has 12 unopened Y-fronts from last year’s somewhat inglorious gift bonanza. Get kooky with a fathers day gift idea that will take centre stage in the pool room. A unique gift that will make both you and dad proud!

Have a snooze at work!

While we’re talking socks and jocks, please forget the tie… he doesn’t need yet another themed up flowery noose of Nylon… UNLESS of course it’s the new PILLOW TIE. Yes punters… the pillow tie. Not only will he conform to office dress regulations, he can fill it with air, rest his head on it and take a little nap when the working day becomes too tiresome.

So dad doesn’t wear a tie at all… don’t worry, you know he’s going to have a drink on Father’s Day. Get him the coolest, kookiest beer stubbie coolers. Get him the DUCT TAPE DRINK COOLER for that Mr. fix it that can repair any situation with some sticky stuff. Why not get him a drink cooler duo in, The TRASHEDGARBAGE DRINK COOLER and the TOILET SHAPE BEER STUBIE COOLER! You know it makes sense… It’s his day, he will get trashed, he will talk a lot of garbage and more than likely he’ll finish up in the toilet. Remind him of how Father’s Day will pan out with these great gift ideas!

Seeing as though Father’s Day may finish up potty side, get him something to entertain himself while he’s stuck there in the toilet. THE POTTY PUTTER TOILET TIME GOLF GAME will keep him entertained for hours while he recovers in the toilet. With a little luck he may even take some strokes off his handicap. If golf really is his thing, send him out on the fairways with the GOLF CLUB PEN SET. It has an iron, a driver and a putter that disguise the pen that will record his birdies and eagles.

Still on sport, dad will be the envy of all his colleagues if you get online at getkoOOky.com.au and purchase him the DESK TOP RUGBY CONVERSION CHALLENGE GAME. Let dad know there is more than one way to kick a goal at the office!

This Father’s Day, getting unique gifts for dad is as simple as jumping online and heading to www.getkOOky.com.au. We’ll spoil you with an awesome range of fabulous gift ideas for dad. No need to go to the shops, we’ll deliver the best present dad ever received straight to your door step! Give him a father’s day to remember. Give him a gift that will evoke a genuine smile from the heart and laughter from the belly!  He knows you love him but a gift from getkOOky.com.au will be sure to prove it!
 

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