Ok punters, it’s time to
stop dicking around. Mum deserves a special gift, so let’s not cock
it up this time. You know you have made a knob of yourself in the
past trying to get her something special. Make amends, get creative,
get kOOky and order mum a wang that works, a shlong to sleep on…The
Penis Pillow.
It’s comfy, dependable,
way big and made for mum. Measuring in at a not so pocket size 54cm,
this plush penis of pleasure adds a little kOOky to sleepy time.
Watch mum's sleeping patterns change, as all of a sudden she’ll be
taking naps all throughout the day. “Mum’s off to snuggle up with
‘John Thomas’…again.”
With The Penis Pillow,
“I’ll sleep on it” takes on a whole new meaning. Make room in
bed dad, there’s a new ‘member’ in the house hold….and he’s
a lot bigger than you!
The Penis Pillow also
makes a fantastic adult
novelty gift idea for your best
girlfriend on her hen's night. Just a little (big) reminder that in
the not too distant future, thoughts of a big penis will bring on
visions of a good night sleep as opposed to raunchy bedtime action.
Make sure the groom to be sees The Penis Pillow. The idea of this new
competition in the bed room may ensure he continues to stand to
attention well beyond the 30th
anniversary…
Are you redecorating the
guest bedroom? You have just spent a fortune on manchester but still
something is missing... The room looks great but lacks a little fun.
The Penis Pillow will make a great gift idea for the house, for the
new guest bedroom. Get on line at getkOOky.com.au and purchase 3 or 4
of these precious pink phalluses. Arrange them on the bed, occasional
chairs or hang them on the wall like you would a Marie Meco print.
Now the guest room has a new name…The cockpit.
Want to ‘pimp your
ride’? What about your grandparents cream 1983 falcon? Maybe it’s
time to have a little fun with Nan and Pop and put some fun in their
car. Ever since you were a kid you have been embarrassed by the
frilly pillows, bowler’s hat and faded box of tissues in the rear
window. Get online at getkOOky.com.au and purchase a couple of Penis
Pillows. Once delivered to your door, duck around to Nan and Pops.
Sneak the car keys away, take out the old pillows, hat and tissues
and arrange The Penis Pillows in the rear windows. You’ll laugh
yourself silly as Pop backs the falcon into the mail box having
caught a glimpse of The Penis Pillows in the rear vision mirror. Your
Nan will love it!
GetkOOky.com.au has
hundreds of naughty novelties for grownups and kOOky adult novelty
gift. Get creative, get kOOky and put some naughty fun into your life
with getkOOky.com.au and our fabulous range of unique gifts!
kOOky mOnster
Chief kOOkologist
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