Take a look at the wish list on the
fridge. There are 10 to 20 entries. The only thing crossed off is the
remote control helicopter for dad. The helicopter lasted 20 minutes
because he flew it over the neighbour’s house onto the freeway
where he crashed it in front of an oncoming cement truck. The rest of
the list reads as sadly as the outcome for the helicopter. Trip to
New Zealand to bungy jump, Concord flight from London to New York,
Climb Everest, new curtains for the living room, a functional toilet
seat for the guest bathroom and the list goes on. All too hard,
impractical, too Bucket List, too expensive or just boring. It’s
time to re-invent the wish list and turn it into a kOOky list.
Jump online at getkOOky.com.au and
rewrite the wish list with a bunch of funny, zany and kOOky gift ideas
that you can purchase for absolutely no reason any day of the week.
You don’t need a reason other than the desire to inject some fun
and madness into mix. Make a kOOky list and wack it on the fridge.
Here are some ideas to get you started…
The Baby Shower Catapult Game is an
awesome way to kick off your kOOky list. Is there an expectant mum in
the house? Have a newborn in the family? Or you just like throwing
babies! Of course you do it's funny! Throw baby to your heart’s
content without the threat of DOCS turning up. The Baby ShowerCatapult Game is unique and kOOky and so much more fun than midget
wrestling! (probably another Bucket List item).
While you’re in the funny gift mood,
add some Underpants Hats to the list. There’s nothing funnier than
the whole family dressed in Y-fronts…On their heads…Let’s face
it, at some point most of us have worn our undies on our heads. Now
you can do it with undies that are designed to wear on your head. How
stupid is that!
Underpants Cap - Novelty Gift Idea |
Everyone in the house is starting to
swear too much. It’s time to penalize them by demanding a gold coin
donation to a swear jar. Don’t get some boring old jar! Get the
Farting Coin Slot Money Box from getkOOky.com.au; it’s as if it was
designed for the purpose. What a fun and unusual way to curb the
potty mouth at home. On second thoughts…your plan could back fire,
it’s pretty funny and you may just end up adding a symphony of
farting to a chorus of expletives.
Novelty Farting Coin Money Box |
You remember that the old wish list had
a fly swatter on it. You wanted one for years…very cool and very
retro. Killing flies is far more engaging with a swatter, and
requires no harmful chemicals. GetkOOky.com.au takes fly swatting to
new heights with the Fly Assassin Gun Swatter. Get militant on old
Louie and shoot him out of the air, gun him down and squash him flat.
With the Fly Assassin Gun Swatter you feel like dirty Harry…”Go
ahead, make my day.”
Knock the flys off the wall with Fly Swatter Gift Idea |
Forget the ‘wish list’…put a
kOOky list on the fridge and shower the world in funny, unique and
crazy gift ideas. It’s kOOky, it’s Australian and it’s on line!
kOOky mOnster
Chief kOOkologist
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