Wednesday 28 August 2013

Gifts: Unusual Versus Unique

GetkOOky.com.au prides itself on selling wonderfully unusual and unique gift products to entertain the masses. So what defines something as unusual or unique? Jump on to getkOOky.com.au and you’ll see for yourself first hand. But before you press the link to our kooky site, the article below may just shed some light as to what qualifies something as unique or unusual.

That Telephone is shaped like a hand…hmmm…Unusual!

Many of us have had the desire to give a unique or unusual gift to a friend or loved one. Such a gift is most often made as a statement. It could represent undying love and friendship, a bond with a special friend or family member, a bond with a special enemy, unbridled desire and so on. History has many examples of so called unique and unusual gifts. For many the Taj Mahal will come quickly to mind. The Trojan horse is another. Hollywood fans might readily recall the diamond Richard Burton gave to Elizabeth Taylor. These are definitely examples of big gifts, expensive gifts and gifts with serious impact but are they unique and/or unusual?

  • What is an unusual gift
  • What is a unique gift
  • Is a unique gift also unusual by default or are they mutually exclusive?

A recent dinner party I hosted brought these very questions to the table for debate. While we were not talking politics or religion we still managed a colourful and passionate exchange as my 6 guests and I fired opinion after opinion in a verbal tennis match that became more and more prosaic as the red wine splashed as frequently as the interjections.

We thought we sounded wonderful, well informed and bursting with intellect. In hindsight, we had descended into a clumsy tannin stained semantic argument where the only clear winner was the dictionary. Whatever the case, there are some worthy conclusion to report, however loose.

By the end of the conversation I was several steps past tipsy, hoarse from speaking loudly and unsure what we were actually trying to prove. Nonetheless I had come up with a conclusion:

  • A gift is likely to be unique if you do it first and it’s never been seen before
  • It’s unusual if some have done it before but not many and not many times
  • The two are not mutually exclusive, a gift can be unique, unusual or both
  • Whether a gift is unique and unusual can be determined by many factors not the least of which might be ethnicity and culture.

I’ll start here with a visit to the dictionary, which in the .com age means Google. My dinner guests and I were a little slow to consult the oracle that evening but this was more a display of our collective desire to demonstrate a retained knowledge base outside the internet than our Commodore 64 age bracket. Google provided parameters for our discussion and the definitions read (thanks to dictionary.com):


Unusual:
adjective

Not usual, common, or ordinary; uncommon in amount or degree; exceptional.

Unique:
adjective

1. existing as the only one or as the sole example; single; solitaryin type or characteristics

2. having no like or equal; unparalleled; incomparable.

3. limited in occurrence to a given class, situation, or area

4. limited to a single outcome or result; without alternative possibilities

5. not typical; unusual.


With these definitions in mind I’ll return to the moment where the conversation had begun. Somebody said, and I quote “The Taj Mahal was a unique and unusual gift…” Somebody quipped, “People build monuments as gifts to their loved ones all the time. It’s not unique or unusual.” And so the argument begins.

The Taj Mahal: Is it Really Unique?



For all intent and purpose the Taj is a mausoleum, a burial chamber. Admittedly it’s a little more elaborate than a wooden cross with RIP written on it but a final resting place it is. It is also a great gift of love from Shah Jahan to his third wife Mumtaz Mahal. One could argue it is indeed unique, but on what premise? Is it the sentiment, the sheer scale of the monument or is it the architecture? Perhaps it is what it has become, its myth and legend, its historical significance, not to mention the importance to art, religion and architecture. 

Again however, we have to ask, do these parameters define the Taj as a unique and/or unusual gift?

Firstly, one could argue that Shah Jahan did not set out to be unique or unusual. There are suggestions that builders signed contracts not to be involved in constructions of a similar nature but as they are myths, one should conclude unique was not part of his intent. I admit this is purely supposition, I can’t claim to know what was in his mind. I think however it is fair to say unsupported that his intent was more likely to be to create something of beauty and grandeur to represent the depth of his love for his wife. This he did. The building itself could be argued as unique. Its world heritage status clearly identifies it as a building of significance and it is astonishingly beautiful. The architecture is not unique however or unusual. The Taj is often regarded as the pinnacle of Mughal architecture but there are many examples of this eclectic style from antiquity to more contemporary copies.

There are examples of similar edifices that were erected as tombs well before the Taj was built. These building also hold significant cultural importance. In so much that there is no other building exactly the same as the Taj, built as a tomb and monument to a Mughal ruler’s third wife it might be considered unusual and unique. I fear it’s drawing a long bow however. Yes, you don’t see a Taj pop up every other week but monuments to love extravagant and otherwise are dotted throughout history. Examples include the Eleanor Crosses, El Beso and the Petit Trianon. Rulers and Kings and those with access to enormous wealth are often the source of gifts of biblical proportions.



For me, the Taj Mahal would be indeed be a unique gift if John Smith, an Australian diesel mechanic from Western Sydney had bought it for his mother in law as a ‘stay away from me’ incentive!


The Trojan Horse




The Trojan horse presents a more interesting proposition as claiming status as a unique and unusual gift. For the purpose of argument I’ll ask you to suspend any belief in the suggestion that the Trojan horse legend is just that, legend. A tale that has been somewhat skewed from actual events owing to the whims of oral historical recounts. For purposes of my argument the event happened as recorded in the Aeneid of Virgil and the Odyssey, the story we know and love.


As far as history is concerned this was a first. No-one had built a wooden horse, filled it full of warriors and left it as a parting gift at the front door of their arch enemies. The hapless Trojans were indeed fooled and wheeled this unique and unusual gift into the confines of their inner sanctum. We all know what happened next. Take a look at the definitions listed on page one. Seems to me the Trojan horse qualifies on all counts as unique and unusual.


Semantics

Earlier in this article I suggested that a unique gift and unusual gift were not mutually exclusive. One could field a hopeful argument that they actually are. This is where my dinner guests and I got tragically lost in semantics. If for example, a gift is unique, by definition it would be a one off, one of a kind, with no other example in existence. The term unusual suggests that it is not one of a kind but moreover, just not common. There are multiple examples and therefore not unique. Wouldn’t being unique negate the possibility of being unusual? It would at the very least seem an understatement to suggest something unique is unusual.


It’s All Zebras and Snow Flakes

It is possible to be unique and unusual at the same time. To illustrate this point let’s look at the finger print, the snow flake and Zebra stripes. These natural patterns are totally unique. They are literally one offs. There are however, Zebras that have patterns of spots. Snow flake may have a triangular shape and the human fingerprint might be the rare pattern of a Peacock eye. These examples are quite rare so indeed unusual. They are also totally unique.


To conclude, I feel the dinner party discussion about unique and unusual gifts finished up with me slightly on top. It was a hollow victory however because nobody else seems to have much of recollection of the evening at all. I stand by my argument. If a gift has never been seen before in any style or form and you are the first to give it, then it is likely a unique gift. If it’s a thing that is not so common then it will easily fall into the unusual category. Rest assured if you purchase a goat for a person that lives in the city, the gift could well be considered unique and unusual, if not totally stupid and impractical. Ultimately, I think unique and unusual, where gifts are concerned, is like beauty, in the eye of the beholder.


If you want to give your spouse an unusual and unique gift you’re not going to win any prizes with a dozen red roses or underpants. Try taking a stone from your gravel driveway, mount it on an Oryx hoof and glue on some sequins and Yak fur. Just a tip! If you’re not as creative as the kOOky mOnster log onto getkOOky.com.au. There’s a bunch of unique and unusual gift ideas for all your friends and family. It’s cheaper than the Taj!

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Thursday 15 August 2013

Unusual Gifts from GetKOOky.com.au

All your gift giving life you have longed to be the one that has provided unusual, unique never been seen before presents of amazement. You have a list…a goat for your Nan, a Lear jet for your husband, a small plot of frozen tundra in remote Siberia for you step brother and a roll of diamond encrusted gaff tape for your daughter. These are indeed unusual gifts, creative and useful. There are however issues with cost, procurement and downright practicality. Your Nan would love a goat but lives in a one bedroom apartment with your Pop, who just so happens to loves BBQ goat. You’re not a kazillionaire so you just can’t afford the Jet. Your husbands dream of the mile high club will have to be fulfilled publically in economy. Your step brother likes the cold but may draw the line at life in the Arctic Circle. And, no matter how hard you look you just can’t find diamond encrusted gaff tape. You’ll have to tape your daughters mouth up with something a little less glamorous. Get on line at getkOOky.com.au and realize your dream of being the provider of the most unusual gifts ever. It’s so easy, you can do it on your phone. Here’s some ideas for unusual gifts…






Let’s start with The Pig on Dunny Soap Dispenser. This is a must have item to enhance the décor of any stylish bathroom. Get one for your Nan. It has just as much personality as a goat and your Pop can’t eat it… and this perky little porker certainly ticks the unusual box. 







Your step brother might not appreciate living in a frozen waste land…but he’ll love dressing up is mobile phone with the iboobies- iphone4 Mobile Phone Case. Useless as tits on a bull? No way. Now his phone has mammary as well as memory! 







You can get something unusual for your husband too that cost far less than a Lear jet. Get him a Giant UFO Solar Balloon. It’s not a Lear jet but it sure does fly and you can bet he’s never seen one before. Your daughter is well and truly catered for as well. She loves her little car and she’s spent a fortune personalizing it…giving it life and personality. Help her to the next level and get her the Jumbo CarEyelashes. These giant eyelashes will be the finishing touch and bring her car to life with a touch of glamour. Your average car doesn’t have eyelashes, so again, you have certainly covered unusual!

GetkOOky.com.au has page after page of unusual gift ideas for all of your friends and family. Shopping with us is not only fun but funny. Our gifts are outrageous and have never been seen before. Make yourself as popular as the Easter Bunny or Santa. Sack the shops, kill the cues, leave the car in the garage and get on line. GetkOOky.com.au is your one stop cyber shop for the most unusual gifts you have never imagined.


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Saturday 10 August 2013

A Kooky Christmas 2013

You have promised yourself more times than you can remember that next year you will get all your Christmas gifts sorted months in advance. You also promised yourself that you would get fantastic, unique and memorable gifts that bring fun and joy and may indeed be suitable and useful for the recipient…Get online at getkOOky.com.au now! While everybody else is fighting in the isles at the department stores, exploding with road rage, molesting their credit cards and abusing their wallets, you will be set up at your bar enjoying Christmas drinks as cool as frosty the snow man. Get Christmas covered at getkOOky.com.au. It’s easy, fun and you won’t break the budget.

It’s time to do away with the fat man in red and his pint size minions. You don’t need Santa. Getting your gifts delivered from the North Pole is kind of old school… not to mention the carbon foot print. Grab your laptop and get comfy. Log on to getkOOky.com.au and buy all your Christmas gifts in the one place and have them delivered to your door. Friends and family, secret Santa, Chris Kringle, big gifts, little gifts, kOOky gifts, naughty gifts and stocking fillers. We even have something wacky for your mother in law. Here’s some awesome, kOOky Xmas gift ideas…

Remind all the heathens in the family that Christmas is actually Jesus’ birthday. A great way to do it is with the getkOOky's holy pack of Jesus Soap and DashBoard Jesus. With the Jesus Soap you can wash your hands of the sins of the year so you’ll be ready to commit them all over again. Put Dash Board Jesus in the car and purify your ride. You’ll never crash with Jesus dancing on your dashboard!











 


So you got the boss for secret Santa this year. Flatter his ego and let him know you are truly aware of his great omniscience and omnipotence and get him TheJesus beard and Wig Set… then sit tight for that promotion you asked for. While we’re at the office, buy everybody on your floor a Headband Reindeer Antlers With Santa Hat. Make sure they all look as silly as you at the Christmas party!

Jesus Wig and Beard Set


Deck the halls with cupcakes and bacon…or the smell of it at least. Need some stocking fillers? The Bacon Scented air Freshener and Cupcake AirFreshener make for very kOOky stoking fillers. Bacon for the boys and cupcakes for the girls! Try hiding the stockings this year and tell the kids to search with their noses. The Toy Solar Santa also makes a great stocking filler. Put him outside and watch him dance in the sun.




Someone will have to play Santa this year. How about Pop! Order him the Santa Hat with WigBeard and Glasses. He’ll look so jolly and real the kids will never know it’s not Santa!



Make Christmas fun and memorable this year with getkOOky.com.au. We have so many fabulous gift ideas for Christmas you’ll come back to us year after year. So much fun… so easy… so kOOky!


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Tuesday 6 August 2013

Sleep on it - The Penis Pillow

Ok punters, it’s time to stop dicking around. Mum deserves a special gift, so let’s not cock it up this time. You know you have made a knob of yourself in the past trying to get her something special. Make amends, get creative, get kOOky and order mum a wang that works, a shlong to sleep on…The Penis Pillow.

It’s comfy, dependable, way big and made for mum. Measuring in at a not so pocket size 54cm, this plush penis of pleasure adds a little kOOky to sleepy time. Watch mum's sleeping patterns change, as all of a sudden she’ll be taking naps all throughout the day. “Mum’s off to snuggle up with ‘John Thomas’…again.”

With The Penis Pillow, “I’ll sleep on it” takes on a whole new meaning. Make room in bed dad, there’s a new ‘member’ in the house hold….and he’s a lot bigger than you!



The Penis Pillow also makes a fantastic adult novelty gift idea for your best girlfriend on her hen's night. Just a little (big) reminder that in the not too distant future, thoughts of a big penis will bring on visions of a good night sleep as opposed to raunchy bedtime action. Make sure the groom to be sees The Penis Pillow. The idea of this new competition in the bed room may ensure he continues to stand to attention well beyond the 30th anniversary…

Are you redecorating the guest bedroom? You have just spent a fortune on manchester but still something is missing... The room looks great but lacks a little fun. The Penis Pillow will make a great gift idea for the house, for the new guest bedroom. Get on line at getkOOky.com.au and purchase 3 or 4 of these precious pink phalluses. Arrange them on the bed, occasional chairs or hang them on the wall like you would a Marie Meco print. Now the guest room has a new name…The cockpit.

Want to ‘pimp your ride’? What about your grandparents cream 1983 falcon? Maybe it’s time to have a little fun with Nan and Pop and put some fun in their car. Ever since you were a kid you have been embarrassed by the frilly pillows, bowler’s hat and faded box of tissues in the rear window. Get online at getkOOky.com.au and purchase a couple of Penis Pillows. Once delivered to your door, duck around to Nan and Pops. Sneak the car keys away, take out the old pillows, hat and tissues and arrange The Penis Pillows in the rear windows. You’ll laugh yourself silly as Pop backs the falcon into the mail box having caught a glimpse of The Penis Pillows in the rear vision mirror. Your Nan will love it!

GetkOOky.com.au has hundreds of naughty novelties for grownups and kOOky adult novelty gift. Get creative, get kOOky and put some naughty fun into your life with getkOOky.com.au and our fabulous range of unique gifts!



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Sunday 4 August 2013

Treat Your Feet with Fuzzy Animal Slippers This Winter!

Yes, it's winter folks and there’s nothing we like more than wearing fuzzy animals on our feet when the mercury drops. Mum complaining about cold feet? Looking for a zany winter gift to keep out the frost bite? At getkOOky.com.au we have a fabulous range of slippers and slipper socks all themed out with crazy animal designs. Treat your toes, heat your heals, sooth your soles and send your feet into total joy. Get fuzzy. Get kOOky.

Monty Burns had loafers made from gofers and a vest, yes a vest, made from real gorilla chest, his white slippers are albino African endangered rhino…etc, and the song goes on. We don’t have to hunt these days to find fuzzy animals to wear on our feet. Firstly it’s less than PC and you’ll likely find yourself in trouble with animal rights groups. So call off the hounds and break out of the winter blues feet first. Here are a few suggestions…

Mum will look fabulous in a pair of Panda Slippers. These guys are as cute and fuzzy as the Aussie icon itself. If all of a sudden mum goes missing, check out the gum tree in the front yard. You may find her up on the tallest branch feeding her new fury friends. Maybe you could buy dad the Tiger Slippers. This way mum and dad can have hours of fun together. The tigers can chase the pandas around the bedroom. Listen in as the Panda is finally caught by the Tiger and….hmm, maybe you better not listen from that point...














Your sister wants a dog but can’t have one because she lives in an apartment. Buy her a pair of FunFeet Slipper Socks-Dog themed. This way she gets two dogs and won’t even have to feed them. Knowing your sister though, she is likely to try. She’s also likely to train them as well. No need, these guys will be totally loyal…to her feet. She’ll never have cold toes again. Now there’s a reason to bark for joy.



Maybe your sister is more keen on a jillaroo theme and is prone to get a little farm yard. It’s easy enough to satisfy her western whims with some pigs for her feet. The Fun Feet Slipper Socks also come pig style. These porky pink patrons of the sty make wonderful companions for freezing feet. It’s more and more common these days to have pigs as pets but it’s totally kooky to wear pigs on your feet. KOOky is fun and loafing about in swine slippers is even more fun!



If you’re looking for a gift for all the women in your life, get on to getkOOky.com.au and purchase them all a set of Fuzzy Slippers or Fun Feet Slipper Socks. While you’re there get yourself a pair…you’ll look fabulous wearing Monkeys on your feet!



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Friday 2 August 2013

Beat the Wish List with a Funny Gift Any Day of the Week!

Take a look at the wish list on the fridge. There are 10 to 20 entries. The only thing crossed off is the remote control helicopter for dad. The helicopter lasted 20 minutes because he flew it over the neighbour’s house onto the freeway where he crashed it in front of an oncoming cement truck. The rest of the list reads as sadly as the outcome for the helicopter. Trip to New Zealand to bungy jump, Concord flight from London to New York, Climb Everest, new curtains for the living room, a functional toilet seat for the guest bathroom and the list goes on. All too hard, impractical, too Bucket List, too expensive or just boring. It’s time to re-invent the wish list and turn it into a kOOky list.

Jump online at getkOOky.com.au and rewrite the wish list with a bunch of funny, zany and kOOky gift ideas that you can purchase for absolutely no reason any day of the week. You don’t need a reason other than the desire to inject some fun and madness into mix. Make a kOOky list and wack it on the fridge. Here are some ideas to get you started…

The Baby Shower Catapult Game is an awesome way to kick off your kOOky list. Is there an expectant mum in the house? Have a newborn in the family? Or you just like throwing babies! Of course you do it's funny! Throw baby to your heart’s content without the threat of DOCS turning up. The Baby ShowerCatapult Game is unique and kOOky and so much more fun than midget wrestling! (probably another Bucket List item).



While you’re in the funny gift mood, add some Underpants Hats to the list. There’s nothing funnier than the whole family dressed in Y-fronts…On their heads…Let’s face it, at some point most of us have worn our undies on our heads. Now you can do it with undies that are designed to wear on your head. How stupid is that!

Underpants Cap - Novelty Gift Idea


Everyone in the house is starting to swear too much. It’s time to penalize them by demanding a gold coin donation to a swear jar. Don’t get some boring old jar! Get the Farting Coin Slot Money Box from getkOOky.com.au; it’s as if it was designed for the purpose. What a fun and unusual way to curb the potty mouth at home. On second thoughts…your plan could back fire, it’s pretty funny and you may just end up adding a symphony of farting to a chorus of expletives.

Novelty Farting Coin Money Box


You remember that the old wish list had a fly swatter on it. You wanted one for years…very cool and very retro. Killing flies is far more engaging with a swatter, and requires no harmful chemicals. GetkOOky.com.au takes fly swatting to new heights with the Fly Assassin Gun Swatter. Get militant on old Louie and shoot him out of the air, gun him down and squash him flat. With the Fly Assassin Gun Swatter you feel like dirty Harry…”Go ahead, make my day.” 

Knock the flys off the wall with Fly Swatter Gift Idea


Forget the ‘wish list’…put a kOOky list on the fridge and shower the world in funny, unique and crazy gift ideas. It’s kOOky, it’s Australian and it’s on line!



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