Unusual Gifts – The Black Sheep of the Gift Giving World

It’s gift giving time again. Just like before you are void of ideas and fed up with the same ‘polite’ smile you receive each time the recipient opens a yawn inspiring, mind numbingly benign, gift of the pedestrian. Your gift giving experiences need not be like this any longer. You need not suffer the humiliation of being known as the deliverer of sleep inspiring gifts of the imaginationless! 

We are here to rescue you! GetkOOky is the black sheep of the gift giving industry. We’re rude, we’re naughty and we’re black and downright irreverent! You’ll have as much fun shopping on line with us as your recipient will have the moment they unwrap it. Don’t go down the worn out old path of perfume, jocks, flowers and aftershave. Get something interesting! 

Here are a few suggestions:

Ever tried golf putting practice while you’re sitting on the toilet? Well no…Because this is kooky and odd. We are however the home of the unusual. The Potty PutterToilet Time Golf Game epitomises our burning ambition to provide you with the best and widest selection of unusual gift ideas. What’s more, it so easy! All you need to do is jump on line and flick through the pages of our extensive range of the weird and wonderful. 

Does dad have a bald patch? Maybe he is completely bald. Maybe your mum has gone bald through all the stress you put her through when you were a child! Whatever the case, we suggest you buy them a Tatoopee! That’s right punters, a removable tat for a bald sconce. Colour that chrome dome. You’ll be a legend for considering such an out there, stylish gift of the totally naughty. This is how we role a kOOky! If it’s off the planet and strange, it’s on the shelf. 

For something a bit ruder, let’s try the Boobie Fishing Lure. Again, this is the most interesting bit of fishing kit imaginable. Not available in fishing stores, as a gift, it’s sure to impress Uncle Trevor. He though he has a kit full of the most unusual fishing paraphernalia. With the Boobie Fishing Lure, he will. “Where on earth did you get that?” he’ll say. “getkOOky.com.au of course, the Pandora’s box of  gift ideas.” You’ll reply smugly.

Your new found glory as the legend purveyor of the most unusual gifts available anywhere is only but a click away. See, we’ve even put a link right here! Go on, press it. Wait, go and get your credit card, no, get your wife’s.  Now you have your wife’s credit card it’s time to go ballistic and get cool gifts for every occasion you can imagine. It doesn’t matter if its 6 months before Christmas, 9 months before your boss’s birthday, buy it now and stock pile. By the time you’ve finished with us you’ll have a wonderful supply of outstanding gifts that your friends and family will love you for. No, really they will! getkOOky.com.au -  bawdy, brilliant. Just like you!

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Treat Your Feet with Fuzzy Animal Slippers This Winter!

Yes, it's winter folks and there’s nothing we like more than wearing fuzzy animals on our feet when the mercury drops. Mum complaining about cold feet? Looking for a zany winter gift to keep out the frost bite? At getkOOky.com.au we have a fabulous range of slippers and slipper socks all themed out with crazy animal designs. Treat your toes, heat your heals, sooth your soles and send your feet into total joy. Get fuzzy. Get kOOky.

Monty Burns had loafers made from gofers and a vest, yes a vest, made from real gorilla chest, his white slippers are albino African endangered rhino…etc, and the song goes on. We don’t have to hunt these days to find fuzzy animals to wear on our feet. Firstly it’s less than PC and you’ll likely find yourself in trouble with animal rights groups. So call off the hounds and break out of the winter blues feet first. Here are a few suggestions…

Mum will look fabulous in a pair of Panda Slippers. These guys are as cute and fuzzy as the Aussie icon itself. If all of a sudden mum goes missing, check out the gum tree in the front yard. You may find her up on the tallest branch feeding her new fury friends. Maybe you could buy dad the Tiger Slippers. This way mum and dad can have hours of fun together. The tigers can chase the pandas around the bedroom. Listen in as the Panda is finally caught by the Tiger and….hmm, maybe you better not listen from that point...

Your sister wants a dog but can’t have one because she lives in an apartment. Buy her a pair of FunFeet Slipper Socks-Dog themed. This way she gets two dogs and won’t even have to feed them. Knowing your sister though, she is likely to try. She’s also likely to train them as well. No need, these guys will be totally loyal…to her feet. She’ll never have cold toes again. Now there’s a reason to bark for joy.

Maybe your sister is more keen on a jillaroo theme and is prone to get a little farm yard. It’s easy enough to satisfy her western whims with some pigs for her feet. The Fun Feet Slipper Socks also come pig style. These porky pink patrons of the sty make wonderful companions for freezing feet. It’s more and more common these days to have pigs as pets but it’s totally kooky to wear pigs on your feet. KOOky is fun and loafing about in swine slippers is even more fun!

If you’re looking for a gift for all the women in your life, get on to getkOOky.com.au and purchase them all a set of Fuzzy Slippers or Fun Feet Slipper Socks. While you’re there get yourself a pair…you’ll look fabulous wearing Monkeys on your feet!

kOOky mOnster
Chief kOOkologist
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