Unusual Gifts from GetKOOky.com.au

All your gift giving life you have longed to be the one that has provided unusual, unique never been seen before presents of amazement. You have a list…a goat for your Nan, a Lear jet for your husband, a small plot of frozen tundra in remote Siberia for you step brother and a roll of diamond encrusted gaff tape for your daughter. These are indeed unusual gifts, creative and useful. There are however issues with cost, procurement and downright practicality. Your Nan would love a goat but lives in a one bedroom apartment with your Pop, who just so happens to loves BBQ goat. You’re not a kazillionaire so you just can’t afford the Jet. Your husbands dream of the mile high club will have to be fulfilled publically in economy. Your step brother likes the cold but may draw the line at life in the Arctic Circle. And, no matter how hard you look you just can’t find diamond encrusted gaff tape. You’ll have to tape your daughters mouth up with something a little less glamorous. Get on line at getkOOky.com.au and realize your dream of being the provider of the most unusual gifts ever. It’s so easy, you can do it on your phone. Here’s some ideas for unusual gifts…

Let’s start with The Pig on Dunny Soap Dispenser. This is a must have item to enhance the décor of any stylish bathroom. Get one for your Nan. It has just as much personality as a goat and your Pop can’t eat it… and this perky little porker certainly ticks the unusual box. 

Your step brother might not appreciate living in a frozen waste land…but he’ll love dressing up is mobile phone with the iboobies- iphone4 Mobile Phone Case. Useless as tits on a bull? No way. Now his phone has mammary as well as memory! 







You can get something unusual for your husband too that cost far less than a Lear jet. Get him a Giant UFO Solar Balloon. It’s not a Lear jet but it sure does fly and you can bet he’s never seen one before. Your daughter is well and truly catered for as well. She loves her little car and she’s spent a fortune personalizing it…giving it life and personality. Help her to the next level and get her the Jumbo CarEyelashes. These giant eyelashes will be the finishing touch and bring her car to life with a touch of glamour. Your average car doesn’t have eyelashes, so again, you have certainly covered unusual!

GetkOOky.com.au has page after page of unusual gift ideas for all of your friends and family. Shopping with us is not only fun but funny. Our gifts are outrageous and have never been seen before. Make yourself as popular as the Easter Bunny or Santa. Sack the shops, kill the cues, leave the car in the garage and get on line. GetkOOky.com.au is your one stop cyber shop for the most unusual gifts you have never imagined.

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Sleep on it - The Penis Pillow

Ok punters, it’s time to stop dicking around. Mum deserves a special gift, so let’s not cock it up this time. You know you have made a knob of yourself in the past trying to get her something special. Make amends, get creative, get kOOky and order mum a wang that works, a shlong to sleep on…The Penis Pillow.

It’s comfy, dependable, way big and made for mum. Measuring in at a not so pocket size 54cm, this plush penis of pleasure adds a little kOOky to sleepy time. Watch mum's sleeping patterns change, as all of a sudden she’ll be taking naps all throughout the day. “Mum’s off to snuggle up with ‘John Thomas’…again.”

With The Penis Pillow, “I’ll sleep on it” takes on a whole new meaning. Make room in bed dad, there’s a new ‘member’ in the house hold….and he’s a lot bigger than you!

The Penis Pillow also makes a fantastic adult novelty gift idea for your best girlfriend on her hen's night. Just a little (big) reminder that in the not too distant future, thoughts of a big penis will bring on visions of a good night sleep as opposed to raunchy bedtime action. Make sure the groom to be sees The Penis Pillow. The idea of this new competition in the bed room may ensure he continues to stand to attention well beyond the 30^th anniversary…

Are you redecorating the guest bedroom? You have just spent a fortune on manchester but still something is missing... The room looks great but lacks a little fun. The Penis Pillow will make a great gift idea for the house, for the new guest bedroom. Get on line at getkOOky.com.au and purchase 3 or 4 of these precious pink phalluses. Arrange them on the bed, occasional chairs or hang them on the wall like you would a Marie Meco print. Now the guest room has a new name…The cockpit.

Want to ‘pimp your ride’? What about your grandparents cream 1983 falcon? Maybe it’s time to have a little fun with Nan and Pop and put some fun in their car. Ever since you were a kid you have been embarrassed by the frilly pillows, bowler’s hat and faded box of tissues in the rear window. Get online at getkOOky.com.au and purchase a couple of Penis Pillows. Once delivered to your door, duck around to Nan and Pops. Sneak the car keys away, take out the old pillows, hat and tissues and arrange The Penis Pillows in the rear windows. You’ll laugh yourself silly as Pop backs the falcon into the mail box having caught a glimpse of The Penis Pillows in the rear vision mirror. Your Nan will love it!

GetkOOky.com.au has hundreds of naughty novelties for grownups and kOOky adult novelty gift. Get creative, get kOOky and put some naughty fun into your life with getkOOky.com.au and our fabulous range of unique gifts!

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Get Naughty. Get kOOky Naughty

Go crazy and combine fun, naughty and unique with kooky. This wonderful mix is only available at www.getkOOky.com.au. This is where you’ll find the most outlandish gift ideas for all the grown ups. That’s right folks! Break out your whoopee cushion mentality and serve up your family and friends boobed up, bummed up farting gifts of madness. Be sure to keep your naughty gift ideas out of the ordinary by visiting the 18+ category at getkOOky.com.au. Here’s some out of the ordinary gift ideas to wet your appetite…

Of course size matters! Don’t let her tell you any differently! Visit getkOOky.com.au and size will no longer be an issue with the LONGDONG BBQ APRON. With 23 inches of manhood burgeoning from your apron, you are now the John Holmes of the BBQ. Careful not to stand too close to the flame…this particular sausage is not really meant to be char grilled. 

 

While you’re on the theme of dongs, perhaps the DRINK CAN PECKER SUCKER will make a wonderful accompaniment to the apron. The pecker sucker takes drinking from a straw to a whole new kooky, naughty level. It’s the sort of novelty gift idea you might take to dinner when meeting the new neighbours. Take a couple as house warming gifts. They’ll be so glad they moved in!

Make room in your tackle box for the BOOBIE FISHING LURE. Fishing has never been naughtier or kookier! Tie this mammary master piece of fishing genius to your line and you’ll be sure to catch your bag limit… expect a predominance of boy fish. There is a chance the fish will go off the bite. But if your tackle box includes the WINDUP SUPER BOOBS you can sit and watch these wind up wonders jump and bounce around the jetty while you wait for a bite.

Fishing is not for everybody of course but nothing is as universally hilarious as farting. Getkooky.com.au has a vast array of uniquely naughty gifts bursting with flatulence. If you’re a traditionalist you will find it impossible to go past our genuine WHOOPEE CUSHION. This eternally funny site gag is the epitome of the practical joke. Wake up each morning to the sound of farting and laugh the sleep right out of your eyes with the FARTING ALARM CLOCK. A little mooned madness with that ever so familiar sound will ensure you get out of the right side of the bed every morning. Just remember there really is nothing as funny as a fart in an elevator!

Be it butts, boobs, farts, peckers or dongs you will find a hilariously unique and naughty gift for that special someone here at getkOOky.com.au. Want that perfectly naughty kOOky gift? The comfort of home beckons the savvy shopper to let their fingers do the walking. At getkOOky.com.au the shopping is so much fun! Brows our pages for an endless array of gift ideas that will delight and excite. With getkOOky.com.au the giving really is just as much fun as the receiving!

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