Unusual Gifts from GetKOOky.com.au

All your gift giving life you have longed to be the one that has provided unusual, unique never been seen before presents of amazement. You have a list…a goat for your Nan, a Lear jet for your husband, a small plot of frozen tundra in remote Siberia for you step brother and a roll of diamond encrusted gaff tape for your daughter. These are indeed unusual gifts, creative and useful. There are however issues with cost, procurement and downright practicality. Your Nan would love a goat but lives in a one bedroom apartment with your Pop, who just so happens to loves BBQ goat. You’re not a kazillionaire so you just can’t afford the Jet. Your husbands dream of the mile high club will have to be fulfilled publically in economy. Your step brother likes the cold but may draw the line at life in the Arctic Circle. And, no matter how hard you look you just can’t find diamond encrusted gaff tape. You’ll have to tape your daughters mouth up with something a little less glamorous. Get on line at getkOOky.com.au and realize your dream of being the provider of the most unusual gifts ever. It’s so easy, you can do it on your phone. Here’s some ideas for unusual gifts…

Let’s start with The Pig on Dunny Soap Dispenser. This is a must have item to enhance the décor of any stylish bathroom. Get one for your Nan. It has just as much personality as a goat and your Pop can’t eat it… and this perky little porker certainly ticks the unusual box. 

Your step brother might not appreciate living in a frozen waste land…but he’ll love dressing up is mobile phone with the iboobies- iphone4 Mobile Phone Case. Useless as tits on a bull? No way. Now his phone has mammary as well as memory! 







You can get something unusual for your husband too that cost far less than a Lear jet. Get him a Giant UFO Solar Balloon. It’s not a Lear jet but it sure does fly and you can bet he’s never seen one before. Your daughter is well and truly catered for as well. She loves her little car and she’s spent a fortune personalizing it…giving it life and personality. Help her to the next level and get her the Jumbo CarEyelashes. These giant eyelashes will be the finishing touch and bring her car to life with a touch of glamour. Your average car doesn’t have eyelashes, so again, you have certainly covered unusual!

GetkOOky.com.au has page after page of unusual gift ideas for all of your friends and family. Shopping with us is not only fun but funny. Our gifts are outrageous and have never been seen before. Make yourself as popular as the Easter Bunny or Santa. Sack the shops, kill the cues, leave the car in the garage and get on line. GetkOOky.com.au is your one stop cyber shop for the most unusual gifts you have never imagined.

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Father’s Day at GetkOOky.com.au

It’s coming up to Father’s Day again and you’re just about to head out and get some more y-fronts and a bottle of Old Spice. Stop. Between your dad, your uncles and grandfathers you have supplied enough undies to make sails for a fleet of tall ships and supplied enough Old Spice to sink said fleet. It’s time to get radical this Father’s day! Find a unique and funny gift for dad, grandad and Uncle Trevor!

GetkOOky.com.au has a Father’s Day gift idea for all those friends and family that qualify in any way as a father. Our gifts are crazy, unique and so very Australian. What’s more you can do it all on line from your armchair using someone else’s laptop. Now, before you do yourself an injury thinking about what on earth to get dad that won't bore him straight to the bottle (as in previous years), have a look at these kOOky Father’s Day gift ideas that’s sure to get you reinstated as a valued family member…

Let’s start with the Desk Top CanShooting Game. Take dad back to his miss-spent childhood as a want to be cowboy. Not only is this a wonderful gift it will also give you all a great way to pass the day away celebrating and bonding with dad shooting can after can off the table. How awesome is that! The more you drink the more targets you create. Everyone is a winner, especially the one who buys him the Desk Top Can Shooting Game. As the day grows older and a little tipsier, watch as the cans are forsaken for moving targets; like mum as she passes round the sausage rolls.

Because Grandad is a golf nut and spends seemingly hours on the toilet, get him The Potty Putter ToiletTime Golf Game. That’s right punters; ensure Pop is completely confined to the Loo this Father's Day. Set him up in the outside dunny you made for him years ago and you won’t hear him grumble once all day. He’ll be as busy as a poo pusher in a night soil lane and oh so much happier.

Now what about Uncle Trevor, spending all day tucked away in the office! Give him a getkOOky.com.au Father’s Day to remember with an executive toy double. Firstly, start with the Desk Top Rugby Conversion Challenge Game. Now he’ll never get the monthly reports in on time because he’s far too busy kicking goals with his work mates. It will be more fun than the tipping comp and far more engaging. 

Now add the Pillow Tie for the perfect double and make sure Uncle Trevor gets the sack. After an intense game of Desk Top Rugby Conversion Challenge, Uncle Trev will need a sleep. Now he can do it in comfort because you also bought him a Inflatable Pillow Tie. Just inflate this stylish noose and watch Uncle hang himself as the boss walks in to find him snoring into his most useful piece of office attire. 

Get all the dads in your life a unique gift from getkOOky.com.au and give them a Father's Day to remember, especially Uncle Trevor...

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Get Naughty. Get kOOky Naughty

Go crazy and combine fun, naughty and unique with kooky. This wonderful mix is only available at www.getkOOky.com.au. This is where you’ll find the most outlandish gift ideas for all the grown ups. That’s right folks! Break out your whoopee cushion mentality and serve up your family and friends boobed up, bummed up farting gifts of madness. Be sure to keep your naughty gift ideas out of the ordinary by visiting the 18+ category at getkOOky.com.au. Here’s some out of the ordinary gift ideas to wet your appetite…

Of course size matters! Don’t let her tell you any differently! Visit getkOOky.com.au and size will no longer be an issue with the LONGDONG BBQ APRON. With 23 inches of manhood burgeoning from your apron, you are now the John Holmes of the BBQ. Careful not to stand too close to the flame…this particular sausage is not really meant to be char grilled. 

 

While you’re on the theme of dongs, perhaps the DRINK CAN PECKER SUCKER will make a wonderful accompaniment to the apron. The pecker sucker takes drinking from a straw to a whole new kooky, naughty level. It’s the sort of novelty gift idea you might take to dinner when meeting the new neighbours. Take a couple as house warming gifts. They’ll be so glad they moved in!

Make room in your tackle box for the BOOBIE FISHING LURE. Fishing has never been naughtier or kookier! Tie this mammary master piece of fishing genius to your line and you’ll be sure to catch your bag limit… expect a predominance of boy fish. There is a chance the fish will go off the bite. But if your tackle box includes the WINDUP SUPER BOOBS you can sit and watch these wind up wonders jump and bounce around the jetty while you wait for a bite.

Fishing is not for everybody of course but nothing is as universally hilarious as farting. Getkooky.com.au has a vast array of uniquely naughty gifts bursting with flatulence. If you’re a traditionalist you will find it impossible to go past our genuine WHOOPEE CUSHION. This eternally funny site gag is the epitome of the practical joke. Wake up each morning to the sound of farting and laugh the sleep right out of your eyes with the FARTING ALARM CLOCK. A little mooned madness with that ever so familiar sound will ensure you get out of the right side of the bed every morning. Just remember there really is nothing as funny as a fart in an elevator!

Be it butts, boobs, farts, peckers or dongs you will find a hilariously unique and naughty gift for that special someone here at getkOOky.com.au. Want that perfectly naughty kOOky gift? The comfort of home beckons the savvy shopper to let their fingers do the walking. At getkOOky.com.au the shopping is so much fun! Brows our pages for an endless array of gift ideas that will delight and excite. With getkOOky.com.au the giving really is just as much fun as the receiving!

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