Unusual Gifts from GetKOOky.com.au

All your gift giving life you have longed to be the one that has provided unusual, unique never been seen before presents of amazement. You have a list…a goat for your Nan, a Lear jet for your husband, a small plot of frozen tundra in remote Siberia for you step brother and a roll of diamond encrusted gaff tape for your daughter. These are indeed unusual gifts, creative and useful. There are however issues with cost, procurement and downright practicality. Your Nan would love a goat but lives in a one bedroom apartment with your Pop, who just so happens to loves BBQ goat. You’re not a kazillionaire so you just can’t afford the Jet. Your husbands dream of the mile high club will have to be fulfilled publically in economy. Your step brother likes the cold but may draw the line at life in the Arctic Circle. And, no matter how hard you look you just can’t find diamond encrusted gaff tape. You’ll have to tape your daughters mouth up with something a little less glamorous. Get on line at getkOOky.com.au and realize your dream of being the provider of the most unusual gifts ever. It’s so easy, you can do it on your phone. Here’s some ideas for unusual gifts…

Let’s start with The Pig on Dunny Soap Dispenser. This is a must have item to enhance the décor of any stylish bathroom. Get one for your Nan. It has just as much personality as a goat and your Pop can’t eat it… and this perky little porker certainly ticks the unusual box. 

Your step brother might not appreciate living in a frozen waste land…but he’ll love dressing up is mobile phone with the iboobies- iphone4 Mobile Phone Case. Useless as tits on a bull? No way. Now his phone has mammary as well as memory! 







You can get something unusual for your husband too that cost far less than a Lear jet. Get him a Giant UFO Solar Balloon. It’s not a Lear jet but it sure does fly and you can bet he’s never seen one before. Your daughter is well and truly catered for as well. She loves her little car and she’s spent a fortune personalizing it…giving it life and personality. Help her to the next level and get her the Jumbo CarEyelashes. These giant eyelashes will be the finishing touch and bring her car to life with a touch of glamour. Your average car doesn’t have eyelashes, so again, you have certainly covered unusual!

GetkOOky.com.au has page after page of unusual gift ideas for all of your friends and family. Shopping with us is not only fun but funny. Our gifts are outrageous and have never been seen before. Make yourself as popular as the Easter Bunny or Santa. Sack the shops, kill the cues, leave the car in the garage and get on line. GetkOOky.com.au is your one stop cyber shop for the most unusual gifts you have never imagined.

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Father’s Day at GetkOOky.com.au

It’s coming up to Father’s Day again and you’re just about to head out and get some more y-fronts and a bottle of Old Spice. Stop. Between your dad, your uncles and grandfathers you have supplied enough undies to make sails for a fleet of tall ships and supplied enough Old Spice to sink said fleet. It’s time to get radical this Father’s day! Find a unique and funny gift for dad, grandad and Uncle Trevor!

GetkOOky.com.au has a Father’s Day gift idea for all those friends and family that qualify in any way as a father. Our gifts are crazy, unique and so very Australian. What’s more you can do it all on line from your armchair using someone else’s laptop. Now, before you do yourself an injury thinking about what on earth to get dad that won't bore him straight to the bottle (as in previous years), have a look at these kOOky Father’s Day gift ideas that’s sure to get you reinstated as a valued family member…

Let’s start with the Desk Top CanShooting Game. Take dad back to his miss-spent childhood as a want to be cowboy. Not only is this a wonderful gift it will also give you all a great way to pass the day away celebrating and bonding with dad shooting can after can off the table. How awesome is that! The more you drink the more targets you create. Everyone is a winner, especially the one who buys him the Desk Top Can Shooting Game. As the day grows older and a little tipsier, watch as the cans are forsaken for moving targets; like mum as she passes round the sausage rolls.

Because Grandad is a golf nut and spends seemingly hours on the toilet, get him The Potty Putter ToiletTime Golf Game. That’s right punters; ensure Pop is completely confined to the Loo this Father's Day. Set him up in the outside dunny you made for him years ago and you won’t hear him grumble once all day. He’ll be as busy as a poo pusher in a night soil lane and oh so much happier.

Now what about Uncle Trevor, spending all day tucked away in the office! Give him a getkOOky.com.au Father’s Day to remember with an executive toy double. Firstly, start with the Desk Top Rugby Conversion Challenge Game. Now he’ll never get the monthly reports in on time because he’s far too busy kicking goals with his work mates. It will be more fun than the tipping comp and far more engaging. 

Now add the Pillow Tie for the perfect double and make sure Uncle Trevor gets the sack. After an intense game of Desk Top Rugby Conversion Challenge, Uncle Trev will need a sleep. Now he can do it in comfort because you also bought him a Inflatable Pillow Tie. Just inflate this stylish noose and watch Uncle hang himself as the boss walks in to find him snoring into his most useful piece of office attire. 

Get all the dads in your life a unique gift from getkOOky.com.au and give them a Father's Day to remember, especially Uncle Trevor...

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GetkOOky Gift Ideas for Father's Day 2013

GetkOOky this Father's Day…

Hi im kOOky mOnster, chief spokesMonster for the kOOky brand. 

Look… it’s time to get creative for a true blue Australian Father’s Day. Get online at getkOOky.com.au and get dad a gift so perfectly outrageous he’ll be ecstatic. He may even let you borrow his car again… Maybe. He’s begging you… no more socks and jocks, he still has 12 unopened Y-fronts from last year’s somewhat inglorious gift bonanza. Get kooky with a fathers day gift idea that will take centre stage in the pool room. A unique gift that will make both you and dad proud!

Have a snooze at work!

While we’re talking socks and jocks, please forget the tie… he doesn’t need yet another themed up flowery noose of Nylon… UNLESS of course it’s the new PILLOW TIE. Yes punters… the pillow tie. Not only will he conform to office dress regulations, he can fill it with air, rest his head on it and take a little nap when the working day becomes too tiresome.

So dad doesn’t wear a tie at all… don’t worry, you know he’s going to have a drink on Father’s Day. Get him the coolest, kookiest beer stubbie coolers. Get him the DUCT TAPE DRINK COOLER for that Mr. fix it that can repair any situation with some sticky stuff. Why not get him a drink cooler duo in, The TRASHEDGARBAGE DRINK COOLER and the TOILET SHAPE BEER STUBIE COOLER! You know it makes sense… It’s his day, he will get trashed, he will talk a lot of garbage and more than likely he’ll finish up in the toilet. Remind him of how Father’s Day will pan out with these great gift ideas!

Seeing as though Father’s Day may finish up potty side, get him something to entertain himself while he’s stuck there in the toilet. THE POTTY PUTTER TOILET TIME GOLF GAME will keep him entertained for hours while he recovers in the toilet. With a little luck he may even take some strokes off his handicap. If golf really is his thing, send him out on the fairways with the GOLF CLUB PEN SET. It has an iron, a driver and a putter that disguise the pen that will record his birdies and eagles.

Still on sport, dad will be the envy of all his colleagues if you get online at getkoOOky.com.au and purchase him the DESK TOP RUGBY CONVERSION CHALLENGE GAME. Let dad know there is more than one way to kick a goal at the office!

This Father’s Day, getting unique gifts for dad is as simple as jumping online and heading to www.getkOOky.com.au. We’ll spoil you with an awesome range of fabulous gift ideas for dad. No need to go to the shops, we’ll deliver the best present dad ever received straight to your door step! Give him a father’s day to remember. Give him a gift that will evoke a genuine smile from the heart and laughter from the belly!  He knows you love him but a gift from getkOOky.com.au will be sure to prove it!
 

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