You have promised yourself
more times than you can remember that next year you will get all your
Christmas gifts sorted months in advance. You also promised yourself
that you would get fantastic, unique and memorable gifts that bring
fun and joy and may indeed be suitable and useful for the
recipient…Get online at getkOOky.com.au now! While everybody else
is fighting in the isles at the department stores, exploding with
road rage, molesting their credit cards and abusing their wallets,
you will be set up at your bar enjoying Christmas drinks as cool as
frosty the snow man. Get Christmas covered at getkOOky.com.au. It’s
easy, fun and you won’t break the budget.
It’s time to do away
with the fat man in red and his pint size minions. You don’t need
Santa. Getting your gifts delivered from the North Pole is kind of
old school… not to mention the carbon foot print. Grab your laptop
and get comfy. Log on to getkOOky.com.au and buy all your Christmas
gifts in the one place and have them delivered to your door. Friends
and family, secret Santa, Chris Kringle, big gifts, little gifts,
kOOky gifts, naughty gifts and stocking fillers. We even have
something wacky for your mother in law. Here’s some awesome, kOOky
Xmas gift ideas…
Remind all the heathens in
the family that Christmas is actually Jesus’ birthday. A great way
to do it is with the getkOOky's holy pack of Jesus Soap and DashBoard Jesus. With the Jesus Soap you can wash your hands of the sins
of the year so you’ll be ready to commit them all over again. Put
Dash Board Jesus in the car and purify your ride. You’ll never
crash with Jesus dancing on your dashboard!
So you got the boss for secret Santa this year. Flatter his ego and let him know you are truly aware of his great omniscience and omnipotence and get him TheJesus beard and Wig Set… then sit tight for that promotion you asked for. While we’re at the office, buy everybody on your floor a Headband Reindeer Antlers With Santa Hat. Make sure they all look as silly as you at the Christmas party!
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| Jesus Wig and Beard Set |
Deck the halls with
cupcakes and bacon…or the smell of it at least. Need some stocking
fillers? The Bacon Scented air Freshener and Cupcake AirFreshener make for very kOOky stoking fillers. Bacon for the boys and
cupcakes for the girls! Try hiding the stockings this year and tell
the kids to search with their noses. The Toy Solar Santa also makes a
great stocking filler. Put him outside and watch him dance in the
sun.
Someone will have to play
Santa this year. How about Pop! Order him the Santa Hat with WigBeard and Glasses. He’ll look so jolly and real the kids will never
know it’s not Santa!
Make Christmas fun and
memorable this year with getkOOky.com.au. We have so many fabulous
gift ideas for Christmas you’ll come back to us year after year. So
much fun… so easy… so kOOky!
kOOky mOnster
Chief kOOkologist
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