Wednesday, 30 October 2013

Unusual Gifts – The Black Sheep of the Gift Giving World



It’s gift giving time again. Just like before you are void of ideas and fed up with the same ‘polite’ smile you receive each time the recipient opens a yawn inspiring, mind numbingly benign, gift of the pedestrian. Your gift giving experiences need not be like this any longer. You need not suffer the humiliation of being known as the deliverer of sleep inspiring gifts of the imaginationless! 

We are here to rescue you! GetkOOky is the black sheep of the gift giving industry. We’re rude, we’re naughty and we’re black and downright irreverent! You’ll have as much fun shopping on line with us as your recipient will have the moment they unwrap it. Don’t go down the worn out old path of perfume, jocks, flowers and aftershave. Get something interesting! 

Here are a few suggestions:
Ever tried golf putting practice while you’re sitting on the toilet? Well no…Because this is kooky and odd. We are however the home of the unusual. The Potty PutterToilet Time Golf Game epitomises our burning ambition to provide you with the best and widest selection of unusual gift ideas. What’s more, it so easy! All you need to do is jump on line and flick through the pages of our extensive range of the weird and wonderful. 


Does dad have a bald patch? Maybe he is completely bald. Maybe your mum has gone bald through all the stress you put her through when you were a child! Whatever the case, we suggest you buy them a Tatoopee! That’s right punters, a removable tat for a bald sconce. Colour that chrome dome. You’ll be a legend for considering such an out there, stylish gift of the totally naughty. This is how we role a kOOky! If it’s off the planet and strange, it’s on the shelf. 


For something a bit ruder, let’s try the Boobie Fishing Lure. Again, this is the most interesting bit of fishing kit imaginable. Not available in fishing stores, as a gift, it’s sure to impress Uncle Trevor. He though he has a kit full of the most unusual fishing paraphernalia. With the Boobie Fishing Lure, he will. “Where on earth did you get that?” he’ll say. “getkOOky.com.au of course, the Pandora’s box of  gift ideas.” You’ll reply smugly.


Your new found glory as the legend purveyor of the most unusual gifts available anywhere is only but a click away. See, we’ve even put a link right here! Go on, press it. Wait, go and get your credit card, no, get your wife’s.  Now you have your wife’s credit card it’s time to go ballistic and get cool gifts for every occasion you can imagine. It doesn’t matter if its 6 months before Christmas, 9 months before your boss’s birthday, buy it now and stock pile. By the time you’ve finished with us you’ll have a wonderful supply of outstanding gifts that your friends and family will love you for. No, really they will! getkOOky.com.au -  bawdy, brilliant. Just like you!




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Monday, 28 October 2013

Cool Gifts Ideas – Simply the coolest!



“Cool cannot be manufactured, only observed”, says a New Yorker article - “The Coolhunt”. Also that such a personality trait can only be observed by those who are themselves have coolio tendancies. Take a look at our cool gifts and let us know: do you recognize the big "C" word when you see it?!

Everybody wants to be Mr and Mrs C, have a relaxed demeanor, but sometimes it is a struggle to get there. Choosing a gift for a boss you want to impress, or for your new boyfriend can be pretty rough and most of the times the pressie doesn't even represent half of the time and effort you put into it. Here, at the one and only Get kOOky, we are over the top committed to making your wicked life easier and transform you into the best offerer of the coolest gifts to walk this earth. Sit back, and let your fingers do the work as you browse through countless seconds of our incredibly succulent range of C gifts in the UNIVERSE! (yup we are one upping on that one).

Just get your butt online, and buy buy buy!

Whether we are talking the Popcorn Air Freshener or another cool gift ideas like the Crime Scene Band Aids or lets keep going, how about the clever  Sand Art Glow in the Dark, we cater for every taste, as long as you like COOL!



You can choose to offer our balmy gifts to friends and family, or just get some for yourself, the Inflatable Buffet Table 100% add the cool to your food on a nice warm BBQ filled day


So, if you are looking for cool gift ideas, all you have to do nothing but land on our site. We dont have years of experience in being the big C, but we do know it when we see it and are constantly making it available for you on a silver platter.

Hopefully our site never goes out of style, even though the staff around the kOOky warehouse are so not C Gifted. 

Time to check out our range, if you read this far you really do love us!  And its all because, as the New Yorker said, it takes cool to know cool!



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Halloween 2013 is in the air!



Halloween is just around the corner, are you ready to party? Are you up to the challenge to be the scariest of them all? Just enter the competition and leave the rest to us! Get kOOky has a huge range of Halloween costumes and scary costume ideas to help you properly dress up for the occasion!


So, what do you think about the Banana Costume to add a little bit of fruity flavor to the event? A banana goes with everything, so you won’t have to worry about what your partner is wearing, also the fancy dress costume is colorful and funny, everyone is sure to appreciate it! At the same time, a giant walking talking banana is pretty scary, so you are covered in this aspect too! We recommend the Banana Costume especially if your girlfriend has a weak heart and couldn’t take some Zombie Brain Jelly Mould not even for the sake of the Halloween party. But, on a second thought, maybe you should have some Zombie Brain in handy, just in case you need to feed some demons or scare the neighbor’s kids away!




If you’d like a more religious approach to Halloween, try the Jesus Wig. It’s a great choice for a Halloween outfit and Jesus will most certainly keep the demons away! The Jesus Wig is a great costume accessory, but can go on its own just as well, so you won’t have to worry about spending lots of money on the fancy dress costume you’ll only wear once a year. 


Check out more Halloween hats and wigs for that horror fancy dress party online at getkOOky.com.au. The Purveyors of Whacky are committed to supply you with the most scary, funny, horror Halloween costume ever!



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Wednesday, 28 August 2013

Gifts: Unusual Versus Unique

GetkOOky.com.au prides itself on selling wonderfully unusual and unique gift products to entertain the masses. So what defines something as unusual or unique? Jump on to getkOOky.com.au and you’ll see for yourself first hand. But before you press the link to our kooky site, the article below may just shed some light as to what qualifies something as unique or unusual.

That Telephone is shaped like a hand…hmmm…Unusual!

Many of us have had the desire to give a unique or unusual gift to a friend or loved one. Such a gift is most often made as a statement. It could represent undying love and friendship, a bond with a special friend or family member, a bond with a special enemy, unbridled desire and so on. History has many examples of so called unique and unusual gifts. For many the Taj Mahal will come quickly to mind. The Trojan horse is another. Hollywood fans might readily recall the diamond Richard Burton gave to Elizabeth Taylor. These are definitely examples of big gifts, expensive gifts and gifts with serious impact but are they unique and/or unusual?

  • What is an unusual gift
  • What is a unique gift
  • Is a unique gift also unusual by default or are they mutually exclusive?

A recent dinner party I hosted brought these very questions to the table for debate. While we were not talking politics or religion we still managed a colourful and passionate exchange as my 6 guests and I fired opinion after opinion in a verbal tennis match that became more and more prosaic as the red wine splashed as frequently as the interjections.

We thought we sounded wonderful, well informed and bursting with intellect. In hindsight, we had descended into a clumsy tannin stained semantic argument where the only clear winner was the dictionary. Whatever the case, there are some worthy conclusion to report, however loose.

By the end of the conversation I was several steps past tipsy, hoarse from speaking loudly and unsure what we were actually trying to prove. Nonetheless I had come up with a conclusion:

  • A gift is likely to be unique if you do it first and it’s never been seen before
  • It’s unusual if some have done it before but not many and not many times
  • The two are not mutually exclusive, a gift can be unique, unusual or both
  • Whether a gift is unique and unusual can be determined by many factors not the least of which might be ethnicity and culture.

I’ll start here with a visit to the dictionary, which in the .com age means Google. My dinner guests and I were a little slow to consult the oracle that evening but this was more a display of our collective desire to demonstrate a retained knowledge base outside the internet than our Commodore 64 age bracket. Google provided parameters for our discussion and the definitions read (thanks to dictionary.com):


Unusual:
adjective

Not usual, common, or ordinary; uncommon in amount or degree; exceptional.

Unique:
adjective

1. existing as the only one or as the sole example; single; solitaryin type or characteristics

2. having no like or equal; unparalleled; incomparable.

3. limited in occurrence to a given class, situation, or area

4. limited to a single outcome or result; without alternative possibilities

5. not typical; unusual.


With these definitions in mind I’ll return to the moment where the conversation had begun. Somebody said, and I quote “The Taj Mahal was a unique and unusual gift…” Somebody quipped, “People build monuments as gifts to their loved ones all the time. It’s not unique or unusual.” And so the argument begins.

The Taj Mahal: Is it Really Unique?



For all intent and purpose the Taj is a mausoleum, a burial chamber. Admittedly it’s a little more elaborate than a wooden cross with RIP written on it but a final resting place it is. It is also a great gift of love from Shah Jahan to his third wife Mumtaz Mahal. One could argue it is indeed unique, but on what premise? Is it the sentiment, the sheer scale of the monument or is it the architecture? Perhaps it is what it has become, its myth and legend, its historical significance, not to mention the importance to art, religion and architecture. 

Again however, we have to ask, do these parameters define the Taj as a unique and/or unusual gift?

Firstly, one could argue that Shah Jahan did not set out to be unique or unusual. There are suggestions that builders signed contracts not to be involved in constructions of a similar nature but as they are myths, one should conclude unique was not part of his intent. I admit this is purely supposition, I can’t claim to know what was in his mind. I think however it is fair to say unsupported that his intent was more likely to be to create something of beauty and grandeur to represent the depth of his love for his wife. This he did. The building itself could be argued as unique. Its world heritage status clearly identifies it as a building of significance and it is astonishingly beautiful. The architecture is not unique however or unusual. The Taj is often regarded as the pinnacle of Mughal architecture but there are many examples of this eclectic style from antiquity to more contemporary copies.

There are examples of similar edifices that were erected as tombs well before the Taj was built. These building also hold significant cultural importance. In so much that there is no other building exactly the same as the Taj, built as a tomb and monument to a Mughal ruler’s third wife it might be considered unusual and unique. I fear it’s drawing a long bow however. Yes, you don’t see a Taj pop up every other week but monuments to love extravagant and otherwise are dotted throughout history. Examples include the Eleanor Crosses, El Beso and the Petit Trianon. Rulers and Kings and those with access to enormous wealth are often the source of gifts of biblical proportions.



For me, the Taj Mahal would be indeed be a unique gift if John Smith, an Australian diesel mechanic from Western Sydney had bought it for his mother in law as a ‘stay away from me’ incentive!


The Trojan Horse




The Trojan horse presents a more interesting proposition as claiming status as a unique and unusual gift. For the purpose of argument I’ll ask you to suspend any belief in the suggestion that the Trojan horse legend is just that, legend. A tale that has been somewhat skewed from actual events owing to the whims of oral historical recounts. For purposes of my argument the event happened as recorded in the Aeneid of Virgil and the Odyssey, the story we know and love.


As far as history is concerned this was a first. No-one had built a wooden horse, filled it full of warriors and left it as a parting gift at the front door of their arch enemies. The hapless Trojans were indeed fooled and wheeled this unique and unusual gift into the confines of their inner sanctum. We all know what happened next. Take a look at the definitions listed on page one. Seems to me the Trojan horse qualifies on all counts as unique and unusual.


Semantics

Earlier in this article I suggested that a unique gift and unusual gift were not mutually exclusive. One could field a hopeful argument that they actually are. This is where my dinner guests and I got tragically lost in semantics. If for example, a gift is unique, by definition it would be a one off, one of a kind, with no other example in existence. The term unusual suggests that it is not one of a kind but moreover, just not common. There are multiple examples and therefore not unique. Wouldn’t being unique negate the possibility of being unusual? It would at the very least seem an understatement to suggest something unique is unusual.


It’s All Zebras and Snow Flakes

It is possible to be unique and unusual at the same time. To illustrate this point let’s look at the finger print, the snow flake and Zebra stripes. These natural patterns are totally unique. They are literally one offs. There are however, Zebras that have patterns of spots. Snow flake may have a triangular shape and the human fingerprint might be the rare pattern of a Peacock eye. These examples are quite rare so indeed unusual. They are also totally unique.


To conclude, I feel the dinner party discussion about unique and unusual gifts finished up with me slightly on top. It was a hollow victory however because nobody else seems to have much of recollection of the evening at all. I stand by my argument. If a gift has never been seen before in any style or form and you are the first to give it, then it is likely a unique gift. If it’s a thing that is not so common then it will easily fall into the unusual category. Rest assured if you purchase a goat for a person that lives in the city, the gift could well be considered unique and unusual, if not totally stupid and impractical. Ultimately, I think unique and unusual, where gifts are concerned, is like beauty, in the eye of the beholder.


If you want to give your spouse an unusual and unique gift you’re not going to win any prizes with a dozen red roses or underpants. Try taking a stone from your gravel driveway, mount it on an Oryx hoof and glue on some sequins and Yak fur. Just a tip! If you’re not as creative as the kOOky mOnster log onto getkOOky.com.au. There’s a bunch of unique and unusual gift ideas for all your friends and family. It’s cheaper than the Taj!

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Thursday, 15 August 2013

Unusual Gifts from GetKOOky.com.au

All your gift giving life you have longed to be the one that has provided unusual, unique never been seen before presents of amazement. You have a list…a goat for your Nan, a Lear jet for your husband, a small plot of frozen tundra in remote Siberia for you step brother and a roll of diamond encrusted gaff tape for your daughter. These are indeed unusual gifts, creative and useful. There are however issues with cost, procurement and downright practicality. Your Nan would love a goat but lives in a one bedroom apartment with your Pop, who just so happens to loves BBQ goat. You’re not a kazillionaire so you just can’t afford the Jet. Your husbands dream of the mile high club will have to be fulfilled publically in economy. Your step brother likes the cold but may draw the line at life in the Arctic Circle. And, no matter how hard you look you just can’t find diamond encrusted gaff tape. You’ll have to tape your daughters mouth up with something a little less glamorous. Get on line at getkOOky.com.au and realize your dream of being the provider of the most unusual gifts ever. It’s so easy, you can do it on your phone. Here’s some ideas for unusual gifts…






Let’s start with The Pig on Dunny Soap Dispenser. This is a must have item to enhance the décor of any stylish bathroom. Get one for your Nan. It has just as much personality as a goat and your Pop can’t eat it… and this perky little porker certainly ticks the unusual box. 







Your step brother might not appreciate living in a frozen waste land…but he’ll love dressing up is mobile phone with the iboobies- iphone4 Mobile Phone Case. Useless as tits on a bull? No way. Now his phone has mammary as well as memory! 







You can get something unusual for your husband too that cost far less than a Lear jet. Get him a Giant UFO Solar Balloon. It’s not a Lear jet but it sure does fly and you can bet he’s never seen one before. Your daughter is well and truly catered for as well. She loves her little car and she’s spent a fortune personalizing it…giving it life and personality. Help her to the next level and get her the Jumbo CarEyelashes. These giant eyelashes will be the finishing touch and bring her car to life with a touch of glamour. Your average car doesn’t have eyelashes, so again, you have certainly covered unusual!

GetkOOky.com.au has page after page of unusual gift ideas for all of your friends and family. Shopping with us is not only fun but funny. Our gifts are outrageous and have never been seen before. Make yourself as popular as the Easter Bunny or Santa. Sack the shops, kill the cues, leave the car in the garage and get on line. GetkOOky.com.au is your one stop cyber shop for the most unusual gifts you have never imagined.


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Saturday, 10 August 2013

A Kooky Christmas 2013

You have promised yourself more times than you can remember that next year you will get all your Christmas gifts sorted months in advance. You also promised yourself that you would get fantastic, unique and memorable gifts that bring fun and joy and may indeed be suitable and useful for the recipient…Get online at getkOOky.com.au now! While everybody else is fighting in the isles at the department stores, exploding with road rage, molesting their credit cards and abusing their wallets, you will be set up at your bar enjoying Christmas drinks as cool as frosty the snow man. Get Christmas covered at getkOOky.com.au. It’s easy, fun and you won’t break the budget.

It’s time to do away with the fat man in red and his pint size minions. You don’t need Santa. Getting your gifts delivered from the North Pole is kind of old school… not to mention the carbon foot print. Grab your laptop and get comfy. Log on to getkOOky.com.au and buy all your Christmas gifts in the one place and have them delivered to your door. Friends and family, secret Santa, Chris Kringle, big gifts, little gifts, kOOky gifts, naughty gifts and stocking fillers. We even have something wacky for your mother in law. Here’s some awesome, kOOky Xmas gift ideas…

Remind all the heathens in the family that Christmas is actually Jesus’ birthday. A great way to do it is with the getkOOky's holy pack of Jesus Soap and DashBoard Jesus. With the Jesus Soap you can wash your hands of the sins of the year so you’ll be ready to commit them all over again. Put Dash Board Jesus in the car and purify your ride. You’ll never crash with Jesus dancing on your dashboard!











 


So you got the boss for secret Santa this year. Flatter his ego and let him know you are truly aware of his great omniscience and omnipotence and get him TheJesus beard and Wig Set… then sit tight for that promotion you asked for. While we’re at the office, buy everybody on your floor a Headband Reindeer Antlers With Santa Hat. Make sure they all look as silly as you at the Christmas party!

Jesus Wig and Beard Set


Deck the halls with cupcakes and bacon…or the smell of it at least. Need some stocking fillers? The Bacon Scented air Freshener and Cupcake AirFreshener make for very kOOky stoking fillers. Bacon for the boys and cupcakes for the girls! Try hiding the stockings this year and tell the kids to search with their noses. The Toy Solar Santa also makes a great stocking filler. Put him outside and watch him dance in the sun.




Someone will have to play Santa this year. How about Pop! Order him the Santa Hat with WigBeard and Glasses. He’ll look so jolly and real the kids will never know it’s not Santa!



Make Christmas fun and memorable this year with getkOOky.com.au. We have so many fabulous gift ideas for Christmas you’ll come back to us year after year. So much fun… so easy… so kOOky!


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